Privacy Policy (or Lack Thereof)
Welcome to CuppaData, where your privacy is as important to us as that last sip of cold coffee you forgot about. Here's what you need to know:
- We collect your data because... well, that's just what websites do these days, right?
- Your passwords are encrypted using state-of-the-art technology (or maybe just a really complex game of Wordle, we're not quite sure).
- We promise not to sell your data to the highest bidder. The lowest bidder, however... no promises.
- In the event of a data breach, we'll notify you via carrier pigeon. Or maybe a really loud yell from our office window.
Terms of Service (or "Things We Hope You Won't Read")
- By using CuppaData, you agree to forfeit your right to complain about bad coffee. Forever.
- You must log at least one brew per day. Failure to do so may result in a strongly worded email from our 'Chief Coffee Enthusiasm Officer'.
- Any attempt to hack our system will be met with an endless loop of "Baby Shark" played at maximum volume.
- CuppaData reserves the right to judge your coffee choices. Harshly.
- If you manage to brew the perfect cup of coffee, you are legally obligated to share it with the CuppaData team. We'll wait.
By continuing to use CuppaData, you agree to these terms and acknowledge that you have a sense of humor. If you lack a sense of humor, please consult your doctor, or maybe just have another cup of coffee.
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